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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"""

"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."

"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!"

"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."

"You Will Send Me Nudes This is on Reddit."

"Why did the bird go to the restaurant? Tweet!"

"Why was the pigeon theater troupe arrested? They were staging a coo."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis."

"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"