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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $2 and some monopoly money..."
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"The Exorcist (1973): a child is possessed by a demon. Hilarity ensues."
"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."
"*opens new donut shop called ""The Gym""* You're welcome."
"What's four inches long and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill you pervert!"
"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"
"[Weather Channel Secret Memo] To technical crews: If blizzard doesn't reach predicted intensity, shoot all exteriors through snow-globes."