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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $2 and some monopoly money..."

"I got this joke about ocular herpes... But the girl who gave it to me didn't want me to tell anyone."

"What does star trek and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons' s"

"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."

"Three Men Walk Into A Bar The bartender then says... ""How'd you guys get in here?"""

"What do you call someone who sells sex in exchange for spaghetti? A pastatute."

"Baby, I hope you are an ISO file cuz I wanna mount you."

"I created a new word today. Plagiarism."

"I spilt glue on my autobiography & then accidentally sat on it. Anyway, that's my story & I'm sticking to it."

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"