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Joke of the Day

"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."

"Why does Bill Cosby carry around a nutcracker everywhere he goes? So he can bust a nut without having to rape anybody."

"What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man"

"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and broom."

"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"

"I've spent 43 years not being productive, skinny, rich & famous. Why start now?"

"What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Pick it! (Picket)"

"Finally made it with a Chinese midget .. It didn't last Tu Long though"

"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."

"Two native-american boys are walking through a forest One spots a bug on the ground, points to it and says to the other, ""ew, squash it!"" The other says, ""no, i'm pretty sure it's a bug."""