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Joke of the Day

"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."

"What do you call a riot in Baltimore? Target practice."

"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."

"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"I entered Reddit's pun contest.... .... I submitted ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would get an upvote. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"

"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."

"I was dating an English teacher, but she dumped me.... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"What is a robots favorite sex position? 1000101"