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Joke of the Day

"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."

"What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house."

"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."

"Nothing beats a beautiful woman. Except Chris Brown"

"Its been so long since I've had sex, my next time can't possibly be bad. For my partner, however, its guaranteed."

"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."

"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...2, but how'd they get in there."

"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."

"You know what they do in West Virginia for Halloween? They pump kin"

"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other: You man the guns, I'll drive."