168028
Joke of the Day
"If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex."
Next Joke
"How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened."
"How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin."
"People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials."
"What's the longest sentence in the English language? I do."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."
"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."
"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."
"What do you call the ticket to get into a giant space station shaped like a vagina? A cunt-astro-fee!"
"How do you piss off the rich and the poor in two words? Bernie Sanders. Clause: I support the guy."