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Joke of the Day

"There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection."

"My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out. It's a paper-view."

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."

"What's green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"Have you see the movie constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"

"Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? It was two tired"

"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"

"Sorry babe I wasn't paying attention sorry babe I wasn't paying attention, can you start over ? ok, from where ? 2009"