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Joke of the Day

"Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all. Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?"

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"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"
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"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"