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Joke of the Day
"There are assholes, and then there are people who applaud after movies."
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"Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives"
"I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
"*found in the netflix horror section* ""Mary has a secret that'll TEAR YOU APART"" Movie name: Mary piranha"
"People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date: 1) out in the open 2) where I last left it"
"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."
"What is the most racist joke you know?"
"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."