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Joke of the Day
"There are assholes, and then there are people who applaud after movies."
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"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."
"ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months"
"I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?"