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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch."
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"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."
"Does anyone know what happened to Operation Baby? Last i heard, they had to abort."
"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"
"Must thank Matthew Broderick for overcoming my fear of sex after pregnancy. He reminded me that sometimes you just have to get back on the horse."
"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out."
"If you had more money you'd be happier."