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Joke of the Day

"Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester."

"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"

"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"

"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"

"*forward*reverse*forward* *reverse*forward*reverse*... --someone in an electric wheelchair giving a blowjob."

"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""

"What do you call a cow with only three legs? A wonky."

"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"

"I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?"

"What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals."