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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos."
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"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."
"Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner. Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner."
"When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!"
"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."
"No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us."
"/r/Jokes won't get this an actual funny joke"
"Fell asleep last night with the T.V. off. Was that camping?"
"I want the Cowboys to come to my funeral so they can let me down one last time!! (Shots fired)"
"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"