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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty."

"I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted. Figured I could just Slytherin."

"Tomorrow is the 4th of July which means one thing, it's going to be a really big day for nail art Instagram photos."

"Q: what is the scariest religion? A: boo-dism. Im kidding its all of them haha"

"I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille."

"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."

"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."

"How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta? With a crowbar."

"Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly."