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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."

"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"

"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""

"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""

"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."

"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."

"A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired. His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal."