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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations on your accomplishments! Whitney Houston, on being year sober!"

"TIFU ...by posting this in the r/jokes subreddit."

"Marriage? Ha. Fatherhood? Please. I rarely feel so manly as when I put together a piece of furniture and have no screws left over."

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."

"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."

"I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."

"I don't WANT new people to get murdered but I want Investigation Discovery to always have new material."

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."

"Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because sex cells."