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Joke of the Day
"I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph... I think they were plotting something."
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"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."
"What has the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's ass got in common? Both are massive, have oil and have been invaded by the west."
"A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear."
"If there's one thing my English major girlfriend has taught me, It's what a colon does."
"Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find."
"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
"I call my weed the Quran... Because burning that shit will get you stoned"
"very productive day today, turd-wise"