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Joke of the Day
"If there's one thing my English major girlfriend has taught me, It's what a colon does."
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"Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn't touch him."
"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"
"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."
"Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort? Because of his hex appeal."
"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"
"What lives in a tree and is dangerous? A crow with a machine gun."
"How do Italians light their dynamite? With a fuse-illi."
"Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?"
"Why did the hamster die? He just didn't have the wheel to live."