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Joke of the Day

"A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear."

"Two girls sitting quietly together."

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"I accidentally got my SO pregnant... I totally pulled a Jeb Bush."

"Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."

"Did you hear about the new medicine for erectile dysfunction? It's called mycoxafloppin."

"You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality."

"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."

"Japanese soccer. 'Murica, fuck yeah!"

"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks? &nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac"