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Joke of the Day
"I call my weed the Quran... Because burning that shit will get you stoned"
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"Why don't ghosts have legs? Because they're so white the can't dance."
"Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No."
"My kid keeps getting his pants leg wrapped in the chain of his bike, it's a vicious cycle."
"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"
"It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours."
"After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer."
"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"
"Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Why was he so fat? He ate too much pie."
"85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon"