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Joke of the Day

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"You know why I hate Cancer? I have crabs. *(Zodiac)*"

"Clint Eastwood walks into a bar... The barman says ""What would you like?"" And Clint Eastwood says ""A Dirty Harry"""

"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."

"[First date & I'm super nervous] Her: Are you ok? Me: yesh. Her: did u just say yesh? Me: um Nosh."

"What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it? Unbereavable."

"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."

"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."

"Another MBA joke. funny! By the time you finish your MBA, you have most probably got one of these: new house, new job, new car or a new partner (Copied from Twitter @ManasBhardwaj)"

"I tried to steal a didgeridoo from a museum... I didgeri-shouldn't-have-done-that. 3 years...."