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Joke of the Day

"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."

"Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder"

"Why did the french chef go to the police? Escargot stolen."

"What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is."

"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."

"I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn. Edit: thanks for the gold! It's my first!"

"A tourist walks up to a woman in a bar Tourist: Hello, what's your name? Girl: Hi, I'm Erica. Tourist: I'm Jim, where are you from? Girl: America. Tourist: Yeah, but where are you from?"

"I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time."

"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."

"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."