159119
Joke of the Day
"very productive day today, turd-wise"
Next Joke
 
"Strangers have the best candy."
"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."
"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""
"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."
"When your bio says ""No DMs,"" I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say: ""OK."""
"It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities."
"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."
"I failed my Health and Safety Test today apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer"