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Joke of the Day
"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"
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"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."
"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""
"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."
"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"
"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""
"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"
"My cross fit application was was rejected Bad form"
"Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife."