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Joke of the Day

"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."

"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."

"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"

"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."

"Dress for the job you want others to think you have."

"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."

"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"

"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer ASH"