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Joke of the Day
"My cross fit application was was rejected Bad form"
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"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."
"Arguing with autocorrect is the new yelling at the television."
"[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT"
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says ""make me one with everything""."
"I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's"
"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."
"What happens when i find a good joke? I reddit."
"friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive"
"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn husker? One shucks between fits.."