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Joke of the Day
"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
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"NYPD officers accidentally shot two tourists in Times Square, but in the cop's defense, the tourists were about to eat at Olive Garden"
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"We burried my grandmother last week... So she's probably dead by now."
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