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"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
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"So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration."
"Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"It's like squirrels don't even know how good they'd be at parkour."
"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."
"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."
"Seriously. Once you learn how it reaches your dinner plate, you'll never want to eat human flesh again."
"What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty? It's bells sprout."
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark"
"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"