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Joke of the Day

"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks"

"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"

"Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog. It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever."

"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"

"You know how Hitler picked up hot Jewish girls? With a broom and dust pan."

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."