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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay men hate Jesus? It took him three days to rise again."
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"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"
"A black man walks into a bar and robs it."
"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."
"When attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."
"You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack."
"Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago."
"How about a baseball cap that says ""BALD"", so you can cover your gross bald head, but when you take it off no one is surprised/disappointed?"
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."