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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay men hate Jesus? It took him three days to rise again."
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"I will not be giving shelter to any men in my bunker after the apocalypse only women, and there is a dress code.... #Doomsday2012"
"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"
"Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?"
"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."
"What do you call a Jewish Deer? Half a buck"
"People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us."
"I blow on Nintendo cartridges and they work. I blow on women and they still won't sleep with me. LIFE IS SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES."
"A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery."
"The French name for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter translates literally to False Butter Has Entered Our Home"