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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?"

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out."

"Did you hear about the amateur porn actor with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."

"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."

"Procrastination is just like masturbation It feels good but you wish someone else would just do it for you."

"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""

"What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?"

"How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it"

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg."