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Joke of the Day

"People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us."

"The heart wants what it wants, y'know? On an unrelated topic, I'm not allowed in Petco anymore."

"I got a really good knock knock joke. OK, you start."

"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"

"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."

"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"

"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."

"baby proofing your house is easy, just lock your doors. There's no way they could get in unless there were like hundreds of them or somthing"

"A homeless lady agreed to let me take her home I don't understand why she got pissed when I loaded the cardboard box in my pickup truck."

"It's like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know."