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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish Deer? Half a buck"

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."

"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"

"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""

"I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank.. I have no words to describe how angry I am"

"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""

"Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer."

"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."

"I like my women like I like my humor, dry."

"I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane."