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Joke of the Day

"The French name for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter translates literally to False Butter Has Entered Our Home"

"Winter is natures way of telling you to polish."

"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"

"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"

"[at a fancy restuarant] WIFE: make sure u leave a good tip ME: ok [writing on bill] ""only evolve ur pokemon when uve activated a lucky egg"""

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom"

"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."

"Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator!"

"On second thought this ""Thug's Life"" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans."