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Joke of the Day

"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"

"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"

"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."

"Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War 3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers"

"How does James Bond sleep? Around."

"I was telling my friend in London a joke... ...but I wasn't sure it would translate well into English."

"Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me."

"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."

"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"

"Telling someone ""You are not alone"" can be either extremely comforting or absolutely creepy depending on the context."