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Joke of the Day

"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"

"Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"What did the old maid get the vasaline for? 84 cents. Joke by my grandfather"

"What do you call a white man flying a plane? Clive, usually."

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"

"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"

"How'd you sleep last night? Like God during the holocaust."

"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"

"How do you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes"