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Joke of the Day
"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."
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"Which web developer enjoys finding bugs? A spider!"
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"Hi, I'd like to order a baby ""Excuse me?"" It says here you deliver babies? ""Sir this is a hospital"" [vampire quickly hangs up phone]"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."
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"I let a blind man borrow some money the other day He said he'll pay me back the next time he saw me"
"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."
"Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms."
"What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird."