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Joke of the Day

"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"

"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"

"I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common"

"I AM IRON MAN! the real one...."

"I love dying from sneezing 11 times in a row and being defibrillated back to life with a 12th"

"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."

"The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee."

"Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves."

"I never knew much about people Until I took one apart, just to see how it works."

"What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents? A wharfanage"