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Joke of the Day
"Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War 3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers"
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"Did you guys see the goal from half field today in the World Cup? It was a great U.S. attack from Midway"
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Damn"
"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"
"Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now I drive a Prius & am a Zumba instructor."
"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."
"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"
"If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?"
"To determine how safe a neighborhood is, divide the number of white women carrying yoga mats by the number of signs saying 'Checks Cashed'"