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Joke of the Day

"Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War 3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers"

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to mend his belt with watches? It was a waste of time"

"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common ""enemy""."

"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."

"Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good"""

"Why cant Helen Keller drive a car? ..Because she's dead."

"We could probably stabilize the economy if everyone stopped stealing grapes."

"I am 99% sure USA's Student's t is 2.576. Because America got an infinite degree of freedom."

"Life is like a box of chocolates neither lasts long for a fat person"

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."