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Joke of the Day

"Is Google male or female? Female - it doesn't let you finish a sentence before correcting you and making a suggestion."

"Roses are red Violeta are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I"

"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."

"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."

"How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family."

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."

"It took me a long time to figure out how one could like EDM music. I didn't think Electrical Discharge Machining could even make music."

"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."

"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me... ...am I still wrong? [credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)"