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Joke of the Day

"Apple So Apple was making a new touchscreen for kids , it didn't go well because of the name , iTouch Kids"

"How do you measure how sad someone is? With a blues scale"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."

"Watching the basketball game with my dad... Me: Do you think Irving will score a three pointer in the last couple minutes? Dad: I don't know, that's quite a long shot."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"

"What is a Catholic's favorite weapon? Nun-chucks."

"You are the pebble in my shoe of people."

"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"

"Why did broke man fall over? He ran out of balance"

"Realized woman behind me at self-checkout line was from DMV. Made her wait 4 hours for her turn. Revenge is sweet."