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Joke of the Day

"Why did broke man fall over? He ran out of balance"

"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."

"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"

"Why was Han solo so suspicious after sticking his dick in Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."

"France declared war on al Qaida yesterday. Thank God, for someone needed to teach the terrorists how to surrender."

"A guy walked up to me in the street today and yelled ""N B A G""... ...I thought to myself, that's bang out of order."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? Unlawful is against the law, whereas illegal is a sick bird. Note: This obviously works better when told than read."

"My son, 15, DOES NOT KNOW the name of the street we've lived on for 7 years. We are taking him to the vet to get micro-chipped."

"Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses."

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"