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Joke of the Day

"What is a Catholic's favorite weapon? Nun-chucks."

"Liam Neeson is like Super Mario who keeps saving a chick who keeps getting kidnapped but instead of mushrooms he's really into phone calls."

"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"

"Sex is a great way to get rid of stress, so go f*ck yourself and calm down"

"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."

"A tourist walks up to a woman in a bar Tourist: Hello, what's your name? Girl: Hi, I'm Erica. Tourist: I'm Jim, where are you from? Girl: America. Tourist: Yeah, but where are you from?"

"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead."

"Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on. It was my chemical romance."

"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."