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Joke of the Day

"What is a Catholic's favorite weapon? Nun-chucks."

"Don't kiss me, I don't have the insulin for that. Tell me your diabetic jokes."

"I guess now we'll never know if they were identical or fraternal twin towers :("

"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"

"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."

"What is the greatest sport in the history of the Olympics? Discus(s). [I think this works better verbally...]"

"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."

"Q:What is the only NFL team whose players have undergone a sex change operation? A: the Ben-gals"

"I got a puppy for my girlfriend. It was the best trade ever!"

"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"