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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."

"Cut out the middleman and just list 911 as your emergency contact."

"What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head Morhamed"

"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"

"My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."

"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either."

"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money for a garbanzo to bean on me."

"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."