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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"
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"We had a proper, serious, grown-up discussion about pornography recently, and my girlfriend said, ""I don't get porn. Why would I want to watch to people have sex?"" I said, ""Two? People?"""
"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."
"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse ""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was.... extremely silly? ""No, I said she was fucking goofy."""
"Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her."