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Joke of the Day
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
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"What's the difference between Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck."
"A friend told me this one... Why did the cyclops close his school? Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends"
"My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning."
"What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog."
"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."
"Told my dog I was feeding him only natural, holistic food. Not sure he could hear me over slurping of water from toilet."
"What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward"
"How is Kim Kardashian's ass like a password-protected compressed file? They both have their own zip code"