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Joke of the Day

"How is Kim Kardashian's ass like a password-protected compressed file? They both have their own zip code"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"

"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."

"Did you know that if you laid the entirety of my intestines out in a straight line you'd likely be incarcerated for many years?"

"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."

"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."

"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"

"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""

"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""