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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!"

"There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it."

"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"

"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"

"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"My mate Dave is living the dream. He's in a coma..."

"Which university has the most muslims? SUNY"

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."