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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."

"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"

"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"

"I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in"

"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."

"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"Her: About last night, please understand that wasn't me... that was the wine. Me: ... Her: ... Me: Do you have a phone number for that wine?"

"My sister lost her voice and told me this joke"

"I always say the same thing when I find out I got a new employee Works for me!"