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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning."

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*"

"what do you call 4 mexicans in a boat with a whole in it? Quattro cinco"

"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"

"what's wrong with pi? He is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi"

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..."

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"

"What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt"

"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."