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Joke of the Day
"What was 2016? The best joke I've ever heard!"
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"I told my dog to sit . . . . . . but he half-assed it."
"What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk."
"I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?"
"What do you mean by being loud? quiet the opposite."
"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"
"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."
"I get about your body being a temple but... right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun."
"I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow."
"Roses are red, Violets are Blue .. Nothing poetic, they are just facts."