46547
Joke of the Day
"What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Fuhrer."
"I finally set up a new sky light in my apartment! I don't know why my upstairs neighbors are so furious though."
"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""
"Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires."
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors"
"What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed? Alpaca bowl!!!"
"Being a prostitute is like being the heel piece of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but no one really wants you."
"A Freudian slip... ...is where you say one thing but fuck your mother."